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Zalfie 

Um, I’m not a huge Zalfie shipper but I was watching Louise’s vlog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T93BWQ25WE and at 2:17 I think I hear Alfie saying something about his girlfriend getting a wand, and then Zoe says ‘no I got a shirt’. Then you can hear someone say ‘your girlfriend so you say’.

I don’t know if this has been said yet.


posted 11 hours ago · 15 notes ·
#Zalfie #zoella #Alfie deyes #Zoe Sugg

Drarry Fic Search 

I’m looking for a Harry/Draco story where they are secretly dating in school, and Draco helps Harry with Umbridge and when they come back from the DoM and Harry tells Draco Bellatrix was there Draco asks if she’s alright. Harry gets mad and Draco tells him that Bellatrix is his mother.



2 Twenty-One: So sick of people calling The Lone Ranger a racist movie because... 

niaadanielle:

So sick of people calling The Lone Ranger a racist movie because Johnny Depp is playing a Native American Indian. Johnny Depp is part Native American. The man has Cherokee in his blood. So you want to hate on the movie and Johnny Depp because he’s not a full blooded Native American or he doesn’t…


posted 1 month ago · 49 notes · via niaadee

Can we not? 

Can we not start this please? No #teambwwm, it’ll only cause problems. We don’t need another #teamdarkskinned vs #teamlightskinned or #relaxed vs #natural. If you want to be or are in a interracial relationship that’s it, no need for the team shit.



I’m confused 

I don’t get why white girls get butt hurt over white girl jokes and say “there are no black girl jokes”. That’s bullshit, there are more black girls jokes that you would think. When you hear white girls calling each other Shaniqua, and stuffing their pants to make their asses look bigger for laughs, those are black girl jokes. And there are so many more. STFU white girls,it’s not the end of the world.



Bottom!Draco Vs. Bottom!Harry 

Now, when I got into reading Drarry fics in 2010 I didn’t care who topped but  now, I can’t stand reading stories where Harry is mainly being penetrated. I know that people who prefer bottom Harry have reasons as to why they do but I just can’t really read it

-It is possible to grow out of malnutrition.

-just beacuse Draco is taller doesn’t me he’ll be top.

-Why would Harry Potter let Draco Malfoy fuck him?

-It says in the book that Dracos a coward and Harry is obviously braver than him.

-One of the main arguments is that Harry needs to be taken care of since when does wanting to be taken care of mean you’re gonna bottom?

-Why do some Bottom!Harry fanfiction writers make him 5’4, curvy, and with hair that goes down to his ass, and Draco 6’6,I think they should be more realistic.

-I hate stories where Harry is weak and needy and needs to be saved but has all the extra power.

-When reading Harry Potter I always kinda imagined Draco shorter than Harry just because all the mean people I know are shorter than me.

What do you think?



literally me every morning


posted 7 months ago · 56374 notes · via adamsbeanies · © robertdowneyjrsbitch

Drarry Fic Search 

Could someone please send me 

“Lord and Master” Bonnie Black and

“Domino Effect” by jameschick

My Email is JezziLarkin@yahoo.com

Thank You!!!!!!!!



[x]


posted 7 months ago · 21178 notes · via hammyandbean · © onemoremistake

sadmoth:

my parents are mega republicans and both hate obama so when they were gone, i put mini-obamas on everything in the fridge

watcha gonna do now mom


posted 7 months ago · 71319 notes · via glimmeringmidnight · © rnoth